Stagecoach & More Galore!

Stagecoach. was. amazing.

Country music 24-7 (literally).
Flip Cup.
Early morning bike rides.
Margarita and jello shots.
Friends.

loved it.

I compiled some HILARIOUS quotes that  that I heard just by passing by random people...but I decided they MAY have been more funny hearing them while a little tipsy. :-x
I don't think you will fully appreciate them, so I won't share.

I DID, however, snap a few iphone pics to go over with you of DO's and DON'Ts of stagecoach.

Do: Take cute pictures with your friends :)

Don't: Wear high high waisted short with a bathing suit top, makes for some saggy looking boobs. But, if you DO wear high waisted shorts, PUH-LEASE  make sure the shorts fit correctly. My goodness. (left- good lord. right- okay.)

Do: Take pretty pictures of the sunset and ferris wheel.

Don't: Wear short shorts like this when you are a male. No matter how good your body looks..its just NOT OK!

Do: Take funny pictures of the hundreds of stripper poles people brought. Don't go on them though (no matter how drunk you are!!!)

Don't: Dress like this guy. Its a country concert. Seriously.

I was REALLY impressed with Blake Shelton's show. He is hilarious and sounded great! Jason Aldean, of course, sounded great and so did Luke Bryan! Miranda and Sara Evans was just OK.

ANYWAY!!! Lets move on.

The Diet
What diet? That's pretty much how it felt during stagecoach, and the week after. I've been eating like I wouldn't gain a pound, which we know is not true! I only ran 1x this week. Fail fail fail. Needless to say, I didn't weigh this week!

Don't worry, I'm gonna whip myself back into shape for this week! I'd like to lose 2-4 more pounds before my sister's wedding, June 2nd. Tangible goal, yes?

Jake
Jake fell down the stairs yesterday. From all the way on the top. Yes. MAJOR fail. He LOVES going down the stairs on his belly, and I usually stand behind him walking down backwards when he does this. The little stinker went too fast before I was behind him and roll, roll, roll, hit. It was thee SCARIEST mommy moment ever! He cried. I cried. It was a cry-fest. THANK YOU JESUS he is okay! I checked his whole body for bruises or breaks. Luckily I found none!

I haven't let him go down the stairs by himself yet or ever.

Above is a picture of him in his infant car seat. lol I love his expression of "Why am I in this, mom?

AUNTIE MODE:
My friend, Val, had her baby boy!!! Luke Todd Hartman! He sure is a cutie!
My friend, Chelsey, is revealing the sex of her twins on Sunday! I CANNOT WAIT to find out!


Rants and Raves

Rave: Brantley Gilbert- You may know him from "Country must be country wide." I'm really likin' his music on Pandora. I'm not sure If I'm SOLD on him yet..but I'm getting there. I REALLY like his name, though. Brantley or just Brant. Cute. Too bad my kiddos will have J names! Hes also not too bad on the eyes (although he likes wearing hats, which is not so cute on him)

Rant: Wrinkles. Unfortunately I'm not talking about those cute little wrinkles above! I have them on my face and they are starting to get worse. No BUENO! I'm getting OLD! What eye creams do you guys use?? I need suggestions!! Leave me a comment and let me know what I should use!

Rave: Tumblr. I have one now. Its like a mix of pintrest and blogging. kinda fun. It allows me to indulge in my wannabe-country-girl side. Like I've said before, I swear I was born in the wrong state! If you have one- follow me! http://madeforthecountry.tumblr.com/

Have a great weekend!!!!!!