Love Online- 1

I like to match make. I have one successful couple who is married and has a kid!!! Some of my matches didn't work out...but I enjoy doing it!

So.

I have a friend whom I love dearly. Shes hot...single..and pretty amazing. Why hasn't anyone scooped her up yet is BEYOND me. Seriously. Anyway, I keep hounding her to sign up for an online dating site bc..why not, right?!? She FINALLY agreed and that is when my mission started.

I made her a profile, uploaded pictures and am an ultimate date stalker..all for free, I know, what a gal I am! Ha!

Before this, in thought online dating would be "easy peasy lemon squeeze" (yes I hang around 4th graders too much!!) I mean, look+chat=love! Cake walk!

The first day was kinda slow bc her pictures took 24 hrs to upload..no "normal" guy would be interested without seeing "the goods" lol (im being honest, right guys?!)

Once her pics were up, the fun began!

Let me say..this experience is SO fun! Where else can you stalk, decide who you want to talk to or not..and have so many options. Speaking of options- she was told by a 54 year old man that she'd make a GREAT pastors wife (for him) and he'd love to wrestling intellectually with her. W T H? Right?! CREEPER!

Another funny is this one:

"Hello Gorgeous Angel, You are very welcome and very deserving your an increditably stunningly gorgeous Angel your big beautifully warm sweet gorgeous smile absolutely fabulously long thick gorgeous hair and your big beautifully sweet warm amazingly stunning mysteriously increditably alluring eyes truly heavenly an increditably stunning Angel"

Really?! Too many adjectives, buddy.

I could keep going with the email, but i might just throw up in my mouth if I did.

I mean, its no wonder he single right?!

I now know how girls could think online dating could be a waste of time...all bc of weirdos like this!

I am still hopeful of this process and hope to keep u all posted on my findings.

Until next time!




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